A letter to a reader.

Good evening, reader! Well I guess the only reader is you cos I gave you the link, eh?
How are you? I'm fine (argh, did I just answer my own question? that's dumb)
Umm, it's exactly 12:12 AM and I am not asleep!
I just wanna write random stuff. I guess I'm gonna talk about ....idk, I hope you can bare with it :p
Hey btw,
do you remember this guy? -------------> HAHAHA, babigulinks.

Argggghhhhhhhhh, I'M BORED! Tired.. And I'm so annoyed right now!!!!! I can tell you through text msg or something but not through here (rgh so what's the point of making this?!)
Yeah, so, I hope you enjoy these unimportant*but true!* facts!:

+If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
+If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
+A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
+A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
+Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.-do NOT try it.
+The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
+Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
+The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
+Butterflies taste with their feet.
+Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.-heeey! insult!
+Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(okaay, that'd be a good thing!)
+A cat's urine glows under a black light
+Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Merci, Au revoir!!!!!!
~Nasya Nauli